Maybe I've Got It All Wrong

The secret to long live? Me, a vegetarian? It might be time to revisit my entire belief system. Unless Fake Bacon counts....

I still don't think I'll join Bacon of the Month like Adams.

http://www.cvwine.com/gourmet/bacon/home.html?gclid=CLia3a3__pcCFQw9GgodzR0iDA